I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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