So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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