Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
NoShamevember. You game?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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