What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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