addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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