I want to stick my p in your. b.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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