Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im holly from the hills drunk
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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