You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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