I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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