I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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