Welp...herpes.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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