Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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