Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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