how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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