Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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