Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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