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So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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