i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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