told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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