The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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