last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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