Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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