and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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