No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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