Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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