I wish I could teleport
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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