my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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