i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didn't notice because vodka
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
