we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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