He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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