I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
