Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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