I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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