i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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