Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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