i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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