How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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