I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you still have your period?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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