I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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