sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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