It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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