oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
