Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You were trust falling into bushes
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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