this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
His nipple licking is glorious
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