she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
