Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You are a genius and a whore.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
