Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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