Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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