glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
babies were throwing up all over the place
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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