He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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