No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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