how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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