I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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