When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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