Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My vagina just clenched in fear
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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