but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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