This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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